wtf is wed nes day anyway? weird word...wednesday...wednes...wed...nes...day...
i read a list of proverbs at jimmy johns the other day...
some were very funny...these are they...errrr watever...
- never...ever! take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night
- if you ever had to identify, in a single word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "MEETINGS."
- there is a very fINE line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
- people who want to share their religious views with you never want you to share yours with them....MY FAVORITE!!!! awesomest prov ever!
- you will never find anyone, anywhere, in anyplace, who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
- a person that is nice to you while being mean to the waiter, is not a nice person!
- men are like fine wine... we start out as grapes...and its up to the bitches to stomp the shit out of us until we turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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