Wednesday, June 29, 2011

plop plop fizz



syd drops her crackberry in the toilet
ferf leaves his celly at kc airport
awnys fone goes in the pool...forgot it was in his pocket

3 weeks....3 claims....

we pay dearly for this shit....and kids dont fuggen care....

i told my sons today.....dont get married...and dont have kids....i told them that women act like their sister.....they understood....roger that dad!

tell the brats to not charge shit at club....cha ching...syd goes off on the gas card...prob buying gas for her dumb friends...cable bill comes...2 movies ordered when we have 30 fuggen movie stations...

fuggen syd...shes so nice...ask her to run an errand....or take bubs to a friends house...and she freaks...its my gas! uh no...we pay for everything you stupid asshole!

after a month of golf shankyips....and this crap....im ready for holiday road...my bud in socal is waiting for the knock on the door....one day ill come a knockin! loaded up and ready......gof clubs...makers and dip....

im pouring me a makes...later

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