hoarders

i laugh when i see these poor slobs.....these people have a disease....and its scary....they cant throw anything out and it all just piles up in heaps....everywhere....sad.. weird and gross....and funny...

i hoard shit....not newspapers or clothes....or food cans...and gross shit you see on tv....i hoard golf shit....i have so much golf shit, i can open up a store....went to golfsmith today and sold back a whole bunch of shit...old wedges...drivers...3 woods...putters....a set of irons i have hardly used....i had to have em tho...

how many fuggen clubs does one need anyway....i have 2 sets of irons....wtf? why...?

rich peeps have multiple houses...cars...why bother...all u can use is one at a time....just like my other set of irons...they just sit there and smile knowing that their hosels wont be worn out due to the hosel rockets ive been firing....im finished shanking btw....that disease almost cost me my life....ready to fuggen jump with clubs in tow...

fugg rich people and their shit....if i had a billion....i would buy golf clubs....hell id buy golfsmith! not houses...probably buy some mopar muscle cars....most definitely! id hire foose to do me up a sweet chevelle ss....oh and AJ would have to be in charge of the build.....smokin! OVERHAULIN.....best show on TV...

im crazy sore...ive swung a golf club probably 10,000 times this month....def of insanity...look me up...wifey wishes i was this crazy about bidness....well i was when there was bidness...fuggen werld...