there is a definite correlation between high altitude and farting.....the higher you get, the deadlier the fart...this is proven science...i remember blazing the ole trail of tears while skiing.....damn, im glad im not skiing behind my fatass! i could rip one off that would last the entire run....no kidding....awesome
every time i go up in elevation....i fart away with deadly full force and effect....this runs in my family..
while in colorado last week....my sons fuggen blew the most foul...lethal...and peculiar odors out of their back ends...it was over taking everything i could offer....i was a mere pawn in this power hierarchy of flatulence...
it got so bad that the boys got sick smellin their own production....one bubba said..just before letting go.....and i quote..." this will burry us in an avalanche!" he said this right as we were going thru independence pass....on the way to aspen....where there were numerous recent avalanches right in front of our eyes...at first i chuckled...thot it was kinda funny....then i started to think about it a bit....it was so gawd awful that i actually started to believe that the boy was not kidding....
this continued all fuggen week....our rental cars windows were open and shut more last week than its lifetime guaranty will warrant....
damn bros....damn!
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