squash drama

there is not a single sport...activity....or whatever...that promotes more drama than SQUASH...

its ridiculous....whos playing who...? who beat whom? did you hear that this guy lost to a gal? that be me by the way....i got nancy'ed by nancy....nancy aint no ordinary gal either....shes tough and she beat me in front of many onlookers...i still havent recouped from that evening....i find myself in the fetal position every once in awhile.....sucking me thumb...thinking about the match....ill never be the same person i was before i entered that court....

i still hear the laughter....it follows me whenever i go to the MAC....this loss ruined me...

i enjoy the game, but the drama is too much sometimes....just got a call about squash...not business...but fuggen squash! i was kind of rude to the fella...but cfb!!!! its squash and this guy is a ninny...

its ok tho, because me squash is limited these days....no one to play with anymore really....im just the dude that got nancy'ed so there is no glory in taking me down anymore...im the clippers of the squash world.....feast away!

oh arnold!

what was the terminator thinking when he was banging that troll? maria shriver is ugly but that one there is the ultimate testament to the beer goggles defense...

its funny how we find out that these politicians/actors/stars live a life that is far from their daily work...the mighty fall...happens multiple times a year...and we are shocked...

i liken this to my squash career...i won the d's...the c's...almost won the b's....i was a threat to the fellas and well....they have all conspired to bring me down....i know there is a conspiracy here....nothing else explains my 1-18 losing streak....see...i battled to the pinnacle, only to have it all go away in one fail swoop...has nothing to do with my play....its the others that step up theirs to beat me like a red headed retarded stepper...theyre after me...the torches...the mob...i sense it...

we americans....we humans...love to build up each other....only to revel in our demises...

going back to arnold....i believe the fall isnt the issue here....seems like no one is really talking about the actual act of his infidelity....what everyone i talking about is ..."how in the hell does this fella bang an ugly like that?"

tigger woods had his share of uglies too....maybe the ugly ones make up for their handicaps by being awesome bed mates? that has to be!...there is no other explanation...i dont see woods or the terminator chatting it up with these ugs...getting their opinion on business ideas or current events...

all i can say is WOW...looks like the terminator wont be BAAAAAAHHHHHHK! his love child looks like he will be able to keep the terminator franchise going for a long time...perhaps that was his angle?

spawn of schleprock

thats me ...

i get the opportunity to play bellerive cc this am...and i get the shanks...i address the ball and have no idea how to swing...and when i did...hosel rocket....straight right...chinese laterals...the shanks....the absolute worst thing to happen to a golfer happened to me over and over and over again...sad really...cuz i was on fire...playing well...scoring well...excited about playing....and now ima mess...

i went/walked away from the course after 5 holes and i was steaming...the ultimate walk of shame....couldnt blame it on my back either....i go home and plop a couple of balls down in me backy and full blown pured em both...sweet spot...high draw...what the fuck!???? how does this happen...? i go back to my desk...tidy up some things....and go outside for two more hits....and bammo! perfect yet again...

at this time ima complete mess because i shouldve been making the turn at bellerive....

so i get the keen idea to make something happen for me today...i text sheppy for a squash game at lunchtime....word gets around quick at the MAC...and word has it that i suck at squash ...EZ PICKINS...yet again...ez pickings....so shep was hip on playing me....we played 8 games....bageled...i didnt get one game off this hack i never used to lose to....all too ez! hell sheppy had a doubles game not too long after...usually hed decline playing and rest for dubs...but not today...

i give orders for wifey to pick up 2 makers bots....and this is where i am presently....

oh yeah, before that...id given our worker fella the wrong fucking (fuck fuggin...im going deep from now on...fuck fuck fuck!) ceiling fans to replace...so this fuck took the wrong ones down...my fault of course....guess i wasnt quite listening well enough...wifey is cool about it cuz she knows i can go volcanic anytime now...

the shanks have almost cost me me marriage several times over our last 21 years....lately ive battled thru the bouts in timely fashion...i dont get them as oftn anymore....this bout is already gone...ive snapped clubs...ive snuck out to the driving range late night...wasnt supposed to go for i was banned.....but i had to figure it out...had to...

see golf is so important to me...its really the only thing i enjoy doing...i love golf equipment...clothes...courses...friends....hitting the shit out of the ball....when times are shitty and your golf is good...life is good...when things are great and your golf blows ass....life sucks shit...

when your bidness is bad and your golf is bad...then looooky owwwwwt! the big fat angry bear has been poked!

now my squash sucks too....i was getting pretty good...now i dont even belong with my once proud peer group....

so i am the spawn of schleppy...that unlucky fucker is like family to me...

wowsy wowsy woo woo....

ill snap back...maybe..