clark

clark is the coolest cat i know...this guy can do everything great...he is midas when it comes to re deals (he owns big time shit)....he is a great golfer....he is a great squash player (hes won the us senior dubs title several times)...he is a wealth of knowledge with just about every topic known to man...he is always up for everything....the dude will play 18 in the am..squash at lunch...18 in the pm...and then go shoot trap and skeet...all in the same day...he is the most active human ive ever known....peeps around here call him superman...he is the guy that talks and backs it up....pretty amazing...guys that talk and dont back it up (saundoggy)..are a dime a dozen...

and the fugger wrecks me when it comes to golf tips....all he needs to do is tweak me just a little, and SHANKAPOTOMUS...

we hosted our annual sigma chi golf outing 3 years ago in the lou....and i golfed with clark and young e that wednesday prior to about 40 cats comin in for our golf orgy....i never slice...and well....after our 18 at boone valley.....i was curvin the ball left to right so much so that i believe i threw off our planets orbit...i ended up sucking donkey that entire week....thanks clark! it wasnt much better for young e...clark was worried that he'd get a letter from the country club because of all the divots the young one left on the tee box....from his driver! and young e hit into the group ahead of us....striking their cart..."gottem!"

clark belongs to just about every club here in town...he also belongs to very titty(sorry v but that word applies) tracks in ptown (desert highlands) and murifield village in columbus ohio...

clark took me under his wing several years ago...he has had me as his guest numerous times...he is such a great host...but then he'll tug on my game (brain fugg) and i go into the death spiral...but its worth it ...i keep going back for more...i really believe he is trying help out saundoggy...but for some reason i cave like walmart folding chair...

played 18 with clark today...he didnt meddle into me today and well..i played great...bad back and all...

college aid seminar

wifey and i just got back from a seminar ...held at my kids skewl (which costs more than college)..this seminar was supposed to educate us on the various ways and means of obtaining financial assistance for their furthering education....

this drip, this financial expert, from washington university (wash u is one of the best colleges in this world...its here in the lou...its very prestigious...very expensive....and all the girls that go there are very ugly), told us shit...his power point was put together by a fuggen retarded monkey....his info was so basic, i couldve googled the words..."college, government, help, waste of time, crickets, twist my nuts off after smashing them with a sledgehammer, retarded monkey" and the info wouldve been spelled out clearer....

do the words "bueller...bueller...bueller" mean anything to you? that was this cat!

i told my kids to start getting good in sports...very good...quickly...now!!!!....and they will fill in the paperwork for u....simple solution..im all in!!

got back on ct

with sheppy today...i never lose to sheppy....never...we played 9 games today and he smoked me ...wasnt even close or fun...it was sheppys birthday and he was kind of irked by my squash...actually he was...great...check off yet another good friendship on the brink....

back surgeon manana....turning my squash gear over to syd...she is playing squash for her HS this winter..skewl is building 5 courts...unreal...(this skewl is fuggen unreal....i want to go there....i want to enroll).....she has potential...but what else is fuggen new with her???....this gal has so much talent...she can be a werld beater...shes a machine....i get so fuggen sick of sayin it....wifey too....but ..i guess..like her dad....she doesnt have much between her ears...her golf coach says she can be special...really special...!!!!! i forward his glowing emails to her and...yukon Cornelius....NUTTIN! silver and gold...silver and gold....(so during rudolph the red nosed r deer..Yukon would throw up his ice pik and lick it with his fake plastic looking tongue.....all while yelling GOLD!...hed then say...."NUTTIN" because he too ..like saundoggy...was a loser...he got along well with all the misfits...he fit in with em...LOSER!)

saundoggy was a blue chipper back in the day...but at least i fuggen got to enjoy my accomplishments...i was on high powered teams....got to meet very cool people..went on visits to awesome colleges...full ride....i worked hard for this...i ended up QUITTING (always regret it...always..as coach jesse branch told me...he was right...) but at least i got there...!

im not saying i want my spawn to be blue chippers....id like them to at least try...and if you have gawd given talent...DONT WASTE IT at 15 years of fuggen age! if i hear, "you shouldve pushed me when i was younger...!" ill explode....

its a trap!

saundoggy need admiral akbar as a consultant before entering court with nancy...now im a total wreck and

nuttin else much matters much...in my feeble mind...

btw....went to footy locker for bubbas shoes ...and saw the new star wars shoe line....tried em on and adidas doesnt fit duck feet....so i couldnt get a pair...behold the darth Vader and storm trooper tennis shoes...

im stoked for whomever wears these...just may the fuggen force be fuggen with you...always!

saundoggy is stuck wearing brooks beasts and new balance geriatrics.... soooo fuggen booooooring!

long hair and athletics....

trim that shit....how the fugg can u play and have all that hair...????

here is more....pile on!

thanks jb...ur the master,,, you are the worst/best photoshop artist alive today....saundoggy is glad to have you on staff...

look...im smiling and a good sport....even in defeat....rrrrriiiiiiiite!

i hate myself and all that lives....fugg everyone!

i lost to nancy

lost to nancy in squash league....it was like selling a ticket to a train wreck...lots stayed to watch the tragedy that followed...

i gave a great show...

thanks for the support...

see ya squash..im done with you...buh bye mac...u suck ass!

i do look awesome in green and yellow i must say...

thanks jb