shoot/cut me mick!

another back injection today...4pm...needles suck...

woke up this am and my fuggen left eye was swollen shut...allergies i guess....had to wear me sunnys until the damn thing went down....felt like a prize fighter...i looked like a fuggen mongoloid...i couldnt recognize myself...weird...

reminds me of an episode i had several years back...i popped some blue berries and went for a 5 miler...i lasted about 2 miles before my face blew up...my lips looked like mush mouth from fat albert and the gang.....eba dooba fata alberta......i loved fat albert...great show...always a lesson to be learned from every episode..."dont be scared...of a hospital...when youre there...at a hospital...youll get good care....at a hospital...and when youre there..bah bah .. youll get ice cream....!"

i looked like Mussolini after the pack got to him....went to hospital....iv...face went down...never did find out why me face blew up....

ingrates...

wifey pops out a baby and immediately they become ingrates....from newbie to adult...it never ends...

parenting is one tough obligation...there is no planning.....its a crap shoot... emphasis on crap...

just when your little darling sees a glimmer of light...maybe...they tear your head off and crap down your neck...

then you begin to wonder....wtf is my purpose?

there is no satisfying these little bastards...sure there are some good days...great days...

ingratefulness's has no boundaries....it spans every demographic...every culture...its global... universal......galactic...

birthdays? poor little thing didnt quite get all they wanted ..boofuggenhoo!

christmas...? we just give the kids money...they can buy their own shit

everyday, its.."can i have this...that...money....rides...friends over..."

these creatures sap the fuggen life out of you...its a constant battle...never ever ends

its not our/your fault either....it just is...no explainations...deal with it best you can and get them out of the house..

the truth doesnt come out too easily...if at all...its the OJ syndrome...tell yourself enough times that you didnt shit disturb your sibling and you start believing that the other started the battle...

satisfaction is a very very strong feeling....its utopic really...im satisfied that my kids will be ingrateful today...about something...

i had a huge lunch today....my stomach is overly satisfied at the moment...

raider haters....

you either love em or hate em.....the once mighty OAKLAND RAIDERS...i love them...

the press hates them....the true fans around the globe LOVE this ball club.....the raider nation chooses you....you dont choose the raider nation...i was chosen long ago...once chosen, you cannot break that bond....no matter what...we are the sith...

the raiders are owned by mr AL Davis....he is one crazy fugged up human unit...Al Davis would make a great james bond villian...he looks and acts like one of those unfortunate bastards that took a bullet from Bonds Walther ppk....shakin not stirred...

the raiders get no love whatsoever from anyone holding "press" credentials...tune into espn, anytime during any day, and you will witness disparaging remarks about the silver and black from one of their talking heads....highlights abound showing other teams scoring on the raiders....laughter in the background....its uncanny...

the raiders made their bed back in the 60s and 70s....they were the true mavericks of the NFL....they cheated both on and off the field....it was blatant...and they didnt hide this from anyone...they took other teams outcasts and let them loose on their opponents...linemen and linebackers putting casts on their arms ...weaponry...those were the good old days...

the raiders are responsible for countless rule changes...the raiders are responsible for many of the great "name" games that are highlighted and showcased by NFL films......examples:

the" immaculate reception" game...an unbelievable chain of events that literally gave birth to the pittsbugh steelers 70's era dynasty...the ball clearly hit the ground...fuggen werld!!!!!

the "sea of hands" game....a crazy come from behind win vs the miami fish...

the "heidi" game...broadcasters cut into yet another unreal comeback and victory over the ny jets....i guess they thought the viewers would rather watch a dumb swiss girl frolic up the mountainside vs watching the mad bomber Lamonica lead the once mighty and great oakland raiders to another miraculous victory...me pops was at that game...he still says that this game was the best, most exciting game he has ever seen...and unlike the millions watching on tv, he was fuggen there!!!!! awesome!!!!

the "holy roller" game....this one really sucked...the raiders cheated their way past the sandyeggo chargers...no doubt that this was the cheapest win in NFL history....i still feel guilty about that one...this was a rule changer and the game is better for it! ill give that one!

the "ghost to the post" game...dave casper makes a great catch to win a biggie playoff game in baltimore...

the "fumble" game..or the "snowjob" game....the "tuck (rymes with...) rule" game this one took years off my life...this game vaulted the patriots into their current dynasty status...crystal clear to anyone that this was not an incomplete pass....it was a fumble...raider ball....game over...off to pittsburgh...then onto the superbowl...stolen from the once mighty oakland raider football club...

google these games....its all there...unreal shit....

these actions from back in the day have come back to haunt the once mighty oakland raider football club....many many many debts are currently being paid back to society....even tho the raids have come "clean" and play by the rules...the modern day raiders play within the rules..they have become nice...probably the reason for them sucking ass lately!

the refs hate them...the refs screw the raiders on phantom calls...the raiders play against their opponents, the refs, and the world every fuggen game....sickening really...why...?

Kim jung al...thats why....my owner, al davis...a man that 99% of humanity hates...really hate...ive met al and he is a weirdy...to Als credit, he did hire the the first minority coach...actually, he has hired 4 minority head coaches... his ceo is a lady...cup check tho...he helps out his former players almost to a fault....he is very loyal to his players...check that...the players that are loyal to him....and if you happen to run a 4.2 40, he will love you like a grandfather....

as long as Al is in charge, the raiders will continue to get fugged....3rd and 1 is a lock for 3rd and 16 due to a phantom personal foul call....1st and 10 quickly and most certainly becomes 1st and 20 because of a mysterious holding call...on defense...4th and long becomes 1st and 10 because of "trip" that occurred 50 yards away from the action...and so it goes...hell i can blog all day long about this shit...touchdowns called back because the receiver catches the ball in the endzone....a touchdown for the other 31 teams right? not for the once mighty oakland raider football club...we cant score....its impossible for the raids to succeed...

fuggen werld!

this season, im going to kick back...relax...knowing that we are all here by mistake...

cowboys and aliens...ancient aliens...

cowboys and aliens....good movie...entertaining....those poor primitive cowboy bastards had to deal with these brutal aliens...how they won that battle back then with primitive weaponry is beyond me..

watched a great show last night on history channel....ancient aliens....basically this show splains just about everything to me....pyramids....the dome of the rock....all these crazy ass structures that were built long ago....no way man did this shit....religion and the gods are basically explained as a close encounter of the third kind......thats what the show told me....

also, every encounter that the profits had were of alien nature...makes sense...an alien would come down to our planet...give a message to one of these bastards...and the deed was done...these aliens were all glowing and their vessel was no doubt covered in multiple colors of light....kinda of like a las vegas sign landing near you....

this week has been perplexing for me...on monday i saw a new show..."curiosity"....the pilot was all about how the universe began....stephen hawking explained....basically said that we humans are a mistake....that something kinda small went wrong during the big bang...big bang...i like that...if yo gunna bang, make it big yo... and we evolved into this shit...blew my mind....it was cool...

so with these aliens telling our human ancestry what to do and how to build shit....and hawking telling us that we are a mistake....i feel like partying! wtf are we so stressed out about? im one fat mistake amongst billions like me....drinks are on me!

thanks bro..

face it... i do every fuggen day...i face it...AGE....im middle aged....im 45....45 x 2 = 90...90 is old...90 is walking death....so yes im middle aged...lived half me life....

so i saw a fella yesterday that i havent seen in a year plus...he too is in the commercial RE bidness....he too has been caving it for the last several years....it blows out there...thar she blows!!!...no worries..its just me....blown on..blown out...everything blows ass!

so my man sees me....first thing out of his mouth...."wow..youre losing your hair dude!"

uh so the fugg what? ...hair is over rated....my man is bald by the way and fat and uglyand looks like the penguin on the batman series.......i guess he wants me to get into the fold...im bald so its great that you are balding kind of thing...

when it gets bad...which it will one day...ill just lop it off with a one cut...one cuts rule...hair is way over rated...just lop it all off...who the hell cares...im talking guys here....bald chicks look fuggen weird to me....

hair gets in the way...and things stick to hair....

so this december....46 will be my age...on the downward side of death....the descent to base camp...dundy and bald...

porsche parking...

for us normal fellas...we park our cars...trucks...whatever properly...i pull in and try to get me tires equidistant between the 2 marked lines...no biggie eh?

porsches...see they have different rules that apply...

these fuggers get to cross park over several spots allowing for minimal damage from door dings and other fuggen whatnots...

i see this everywhere...you have too...

but as a fella...it really doesnt anger me much....because porsches are super cool and they deserve this special treatment....i dont know what those cars do to me, but they certainly make me fuggen jealous of the d bag porsche owner....i want to be the guy that owns the porsche! and i want to cross park my baby and have all passer by'ers drool and oogle and fuggen want to be me!

other vehicles cant get away with this parking behavior tho...doesnt fly with the lexus....the range rovers...the bmw...mercedes...i get fuggen mad when these posers pull a porsche park job...

but that wont happen...ever...

cant fit in one because of me big ass....

i wish the german engineers would get with it...design a fatass porsche 911 turbo...then id park diagonally and be super cool like the fuggen d bags at starbucks!

fuggen werld...

cool hand luke...butch cassidy

on back to back last night...stayed up wee hours watching...awesome...

lean towards cool hand luke tho...cool hand is one of those movies that, while channel surfing you happen to see its on...and youre hooked...have to watch it...no matter what...no matter how late...no matter what needs to be done...you are watching...what we have here is a failure to communicate...

shawshank is the same type of movie...my all time favorite...get busy livin or get busy dyin

i dig starwars....so any of the bastards is on while scanning....hooky...

slapshot...stripes...animal house...wedding crashers...hangover...old school...porkys...

any one know where mike hunt is....anyone see mike hunt? im fuggen dyin...!

slapshot is a cult classic...but you can never watch the edited version of this off the hook dirty classic....some of the script lines are so fuggen vulger...awesome!!!!