nfl

please nfl i beg you...get rid of instant replay...it sucks! the refs call should stand! its a human game, played by humans, watched by humans , and officiated buy humans....who the fugg cares if the humans that officiate the great game of football are old b

lind and fat....i dont...just make the call and get on with the fuggen game!

i hate it because most of the time, the old fugger gets its right...but they are forced to go look at the play from the 3000 different angles.....then ascertain whether or not there is CONCLUSIVE evidence to over turn the call.....

cfb!!! the nfl has too many rules to interpret anyway....now you have some idiot in a both discussing a call with the idiot on the field...probably Caesars palace bookie on the line as well.....5 minutes later, we get some crazy concocted diatribe why a fumble was considered an incomplete pass....ala the tuckrule....fuggrule....the field ref got it right....brady was shaking his head walking off the field....but nooooo...the booth made that call and the pats went on to win the bowl that year....

i dont give a shit if the call on the field goes against the raiders, just play on...get it going! like old skewl!

i hate volumes of rules....we have a govt that makes them every day....moms and dads make em too.....too many of them arent enforced....screw enforcing a rule...just make up more shit rules that keep you from making any coherent decisions.....blame it on someone/something else....like a fuggen camera! bunch of pussies!

let the players untuck their shirts too! everything looks all clean and tidy...jeeeezus!

this new hitting rule...helmet to helmet....omfgsmnwashahtutdabebc...(oh my fuggen gawd smash my nuts with a sledge hammer and hang them up to dry and be eaten by coyotes) what a bad rule.....im all for players not leading with their helmets...that rule has been made long ago..but not enforced...but...what happens when the runner drops his head and hits a defender? is this cool? and how do these old fart officials ascertain this? a suspension for a guy hit helmet to helmet with a running back who drops his head.....fugg that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

point is...football is a simple game....get rid of all the communication too....the headsets..burn em...the mic'd helmet, toss em away!....just line up and play! you are losing me!

brett favre threw a beauty td to his te sunday night....the nfl made a rule just after the rams v bucs nfc playoff game that shouldve been interpreted there, on the field, right then and there..and it was! perfect...beautiful.....well done! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO.... ref ....but the replay crew over turned it....that was a game winner...but it wasnt in the end...because replay suck ass! im not a pecker fan...a viqueen fan..i actually hate brett favre..big fuggen cry baby drama dbag fugger....wahhhhh!!!....but i am (was) a big fan of the game and its losing me...wont be long until i tune out altogether!

been on vaca..dudes...golf..

nothing beats a very long...extended weekend...golf orgy with your buddies...nuttin...cept for a very long...extended weekend orgy in vegas with wifey...

thing is...im so amped up for golf...i cant fuggen sleep...hell i cant sleep when im away from my raiders snuggie ..in my bed..in my bubble...never could...my system clock shuts down too....missed all my poopertunities...im blocked up like the lincoln tunnel at rush hour...ive literally slept 5 hrs max during the last 2 nights...im fuggen giddy for golf...all ive done is roll in bed, fart, and watch the clock slowly tick towards a comfy time to get up...

we play a pete dye special today...uncle built is with us and while hes one of my very solid mates, he sucks ass in golf...built has a great swing....fluid...all the natural fundamentals met soundly...yet he struggles...and its fuggen hilarious at points...

yesterday, we played 36 holes..long ass day on two long ass difficult tracks...built smothers a drive left...remarkably, his drive stays dry along a landing strip of grass between a lake and a very solid brick property wall....the other side of said property wall contains multiple muti million dollar dallas texas airdropped mcmansions...airdropped as in PLOPPED next to each other, one after the next.... after the next....and so on and so forth...love the housing stock here...beautiful...yet you can literally reach out and touch thy neighbor...

so built is drives down the landing strip....finds his ball...and proceeds to hit a low stinger rope....ball prob got 6 inches of air....its traveling at a very fast pace...ball hits a rock..ricochets of a rock and does a bee line at a mcmansions back pat...this club has 36 holes...just about every hole is mcmansioned lined...beautiful landscaping....pools...gazebos....the works! builts ball finds the only back patio that is full of people partying....its a thursday afternoon...the ball pinballed its way thru the gazebo, the awnings, the outdoor full kitchen area...THE WORKS!

one lady there...must have been the hostess...looked over to see who couldve done this...well built had driven his cart up to see the damage done and say his appologies... the lady immediately shouted.."dont you know how to yell FORE!?" then i overheard her telling all of her important guests that her house has never...ever...ever been hit before....and saundoggy believes she is most likely telling the truth here...id call bullshit if it werent true...this house was buffered well and no way a ball could get thru the jungle of trees that were clearly keeping her important guests safe and cuddly..

this was like striking the lotto for me....what luck this was....saundoggy laughed so hard for so long...my abs are ripped...this was a work of fuggen art...picaso...rembrandt...bethoven... snake stabler vintage comeback....ART!!!!

poor built...its ok tho...hell survive...weve given him plenty to laugh at too...thats what friends are for...

4th and fuggen 5

last night mnf football game waas the worst game ive ever sat thru...watched the entire game...why you ask??? well...my fantasy team was up by 12 on my opponent..and he had chris johnson going....

the jags d was containing him all game...cj is the best fantasy player..he is the titans running back...first pick in every ones draft this season...he was getting nothing...locked down...no tds...no big runs...

the game was over....the titans were kickin the jags ass...the titans , and chris johnson, had the ball....less than 2 minutes left....and its 4th and 5...what happened next is pretty much a summation of saundoggys life this year....2010..the shittiest year ever...no year will come close to the fecal matter that has accumulated this year in my shit basket...

so...cj gets the ball...on the most meaningless play of the year....(titans were up by 20 plus...game over...take a knee you stupid fuggers)...and takes it to the house..untouched...!

this play has me thinking that the fantasy football fix is on....its not about point spreads because the spread in this game was already broken...there is no other explanation....someone powerful wanted cj to make a huge play....that play alone was worth about 20 fantasy points..

so my fuggass team lost...and i watched this game...just hoping that cj would get hurt...or get shut down...he was fuggen shut down!!! until the most meaningless play in the history of the nfl!!!

mother fugger!!!! kick me in the nuts then cut my head off and shit down my neck!!!! then put my head back on and feed me catfish heads!

im pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw..im no longer the biker foxes....i changed my team name to BLANDA....in memory of the once great oakland raider who died 2 weeks ago....my team let BLANDA down because of the most meaningless play in nfl history....so i changed my team name to "RENT TOO DAMN HIGH!" you tube it...this crazy bastard is running for ny governor..thats the name of his party...

sporting clays...jack daniels..steak....cuban

all yesterday....friends invited wifey and i out to a shooting club....dudes and gals split up....dudes shot sporting clays...i was fuggen giddy....never did this before....heard about it...but unsophisticated dorks like me dont do these things...

we each got 100 shells....`12 gauge...sweet shotgun...one of them there over and under guns...10 stations....clay pigeons flying everywhere... at you...away from you...crossing...rolling on ground (rabbit...that was my favorite...cuz you shoot the crap out of the ground and the clay just blows the fugg up right in front of you)..

im not a very good shot...my score was 54/100...dudes i was with...wow...i was nervous and well ...needed to be...these dudes are hard core..im a bubble boy that feels most comfy in my house or on a golf course...i do enjoy the outdoors tho....only if i know that a nice large comfy bed is awaiting me...and plumbing....and tv..big clear hd tv...

after shooting...hit the bar...no makers so i settled for jack...jack bites my ass....after steak dinner...we went out to the pats and smoked cuban ceeegars...i was at a crossroads with that decision....last time i combined jack and cubans.(18 years ago)...i turned green and wow....was really really really sick....so... do i join the fellas and smoke...or do i pass and take the chance of being a GIRLYMAN yet once again????

i smoked...and i feel like shit...didnt finish the gar tho....i couldnt...but no one knew....i smoked enough of it tho...enough not to feel guilty that i wasted a beautiful piece of illegal contraband..

man i fell like shit...still..cant get that taste out of me mouth....its horrible...ive been dousing with scope and that shit dont work vs my dung mouth...

i do enjoy guns though....shooting them is a rush...ive gotta get me some! got tons of airsoft guns...kids...time to step up!

screw the nfl...the raiders....the world!

im so fuggen tired of weekends....i know that by every sunday night, the oakland raiders will be losers once again....ill know this by sunday night because they suck too much ass to play on sunday night football...they might get a game on monday night football....but i believe every team gets a game on mnf...

im so tired of them....i want to burn all my shit again! i knew theyd "nancy" against the niners....fugg, the niners are winless and who better to cure their ailments than the once mighty oakland fuggers!? the raiders should be winless....they hav 2 wins, and bot of those were joke wins....undeserving gifts....the raiders suck in all facets....their owner, coaches, players, fans, the city of oakland...the only cool thing about them is their uniforms....shield.....and colors....other than that, base camp for all that means LOSER!!!!!

yes, the raiders were once mighty...back when i wore clothes that would turn into an inferno if a mere spark would land on my shoulder...they were once mighty when i was a zipper headed dorkfuck...they were once mighty before the nfl changed the rules and basically outlawed everything the raiders once did well....CHEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bring back the 1970s and bring it back now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know i know... i was late zipper head removal guy...i was in denial.... but i liked that look... i might just go back to it...so fuggoff!

im so sick of sunday nights....its by far the worst day on the fall calendar....someone please put me out of my misery....someone please ban me from fandom of these fuggen losers! gawd they suck smelly azz...i need an intervention...and soon!!!!!!!!!!!! help!

hallo "who the fugg cares" ween

countless, temporary halloween stores are everywhere....i dont get it...i dont get halloween....well ...allow me to restate...i dont get halloween for ADULTS...

i dont get the fun of it....i dont get dressing up....i dont get theme type parties...just give me makers mark and allow me to hold up the fuggen wall....now thats a party!

these stores kick ass...these stores pop up and sell the shit out of shit! grown ups plan, take time, money, and exhaust painstaking efforts to prep for fuggen oct 31st....i dont get it...its bizarro to me...now if wifey wants to dress up as a cheerleader, porn star or french maid....then im all in!~

i get the kids....hell when i was a wee lad, i put a patch over me eye...eye eye matey!....every fuggen year...went as a pirate...and collected the hell out of candy....simple...just fill up your pillow case (cuz thats what we used...fuggen pillow cases...not plastic jackoff lanterns made in china)..hit house after house after house....get another pillow case...rinse repeat..and fuggen a....when we went out, parents were persona non grata....beat it! now parents flippin drive their kids around..ive seen some go in limos here in my bubble...thats fuggen insane...how can bullies knock kids down and take their candy if DAD is around...? unfair!

i drove markets today and saw a half dozen of these pop up stores....like fireworks stands in june....and these stores were busy....i went in and saw nothing but shit...no wonder china is kickin ass....they make all this shit...and we buy it...this store was packed with adults...in the middle of the day....on october 14 ! cfb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wifey and i are going to a ween party....and i will not dress up....refuse to...ok... ill go as a washed up drunk jock, with white sparse hair, bad back, and a sour attitude...

MAGS

over the years.. SD... has been gifting me magazine subscriptions...here is what i receive:

weekly:

golf weekly

golf world

people

monthly:

smart money

playboy

golf

golf digest

mens health

i enjoy all of these mags (except one...which i dont read)...read them all cover to cover

1 mag is very special to me...PLAYBOY....i love it...playboy is the best magazine ever published....the articles are the best part..2nd best are the cartoon/jokes

1 mag is possibly the worst mag ever published..people magazine is a waste of paper/man power/time/money/natural resources/postage/ distribution/anything and every fuggen thing that is needed for magazine creation...SDs gag gift to me....and the fuggen guy keeps on renewing it...made the mistake of telling him that the subscription finaly ran out....why the fark did i tell him that???!!!

mens health kicks ass....its a total dude mag...

the golf mags...all of them are greatness...im a huge swing tinkerer and love the tips these mags offer...problem is...i get sensory overload and while many of these tips work, they work for a very short period of time..maybe two hits....then i start thinking about another tip...and soon its SHANKAPOTOMUS time....love looking at all the gear/clubs...wifey hates it cuz im a huge supporter of the newest and best shit...

going back to my fav....PLAYBOY...its there for me every am....in me downstairs restroom....nothing like droppin a deuce while reading about how monday night football began...just this am i learned how howard cosell was a total drunk and once blew chow all over dandy don Merediths cowboy boots...love the gadget section too...and the jokes...and playboy forum...ahhhh playboy forum....where the greatest questions are answered with such expertise and with such visually delicate prose....i would really enjoy meeting some of these people that write to the forum....they must be fascinating...im wonderin if their lives change from the advice they receive from playboy...i wonder....the advice given never helps saundoggy...dudes need to develop their own "moves"... once again this brings me to one of the best seinfeld eps ever...the FUSILLY JERRY ep...(the knuckle...puddy stealing jerrys move...assman...greatness!)...its like the golf mag advice..it really never works long term...i digress...

my grandpa was a big playboy supporter....he was a playboy club member ...back in the day... he spent most of his fortune trying to be like hef...he gave me a bunch of copy back in the day....he gave me a huge hardcover book full of playboy cartoons...gave me his playboy club membership card....i was probably 14 15 or so....grandpa blue was totally cool...i will get into him on a future blog...

SD... your playboy gift comes every month....and i chuckle every time i get it out of the mailbox...giddy!