we have 3 dogs....we have 3 fuggen dogs....we are stupid stupid people...
taking all 3 to vet this am was a complete disaster...i do all three cuz im not going to the vet on separate occasions....fugg that!
i have major cat allergies.....and this place.. and evidently the human society is having a major run on cats....i have sneezed all damn day....no breaks....ive sneezed more than ive breathed...
my dogs dont behave....they are horrible creatures really....schnicklefuck is the worst....this little bastard shrieks and bites his leesh....he bites the big white dog (sasha) when sasha is on her leash....little fuggen bastard takes advantage of sasha when she is not able to eat him....schnickle bites sasha at her ankles....bite...retreat....rinse ....repeat...and while biting sasha poor ankles....this little fugger shreaks and whales....and make gawd awful yiping noises....its a scene....a horrible scene...fritz poops every time....take him to petsmart...poop.....take him to vet...poop....everywhere you take him, he drops another Rembrandt...
sasha pulls on her leash to the point of pukedom.....kack! kack! uh...oh....bleeeeeeck! cleanup isle 2...
meanwhile...lilly...our new adopted wiener is awesome...she is quiet....well behaved....and awesome...love her...the other 2 can suck it!
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