no wonder these fuggs are going out of bidness...broke...or whatever....went to post office today...to pick up a package...poor postman probably took a bite to his ass from sasha only to leave a note that we missed him...
the lady that waited on me was so fuggen stupid and incompetent...she fuggen couldnt scan the bar code...she tried and failed over and over and over and over again....im telling you, this went on for 5 fuggen minutes....i suggested that she enter the numbers in by hand....she looked at me like i was a tard....she kept clicking the scanner...and fail....fail....fail....fail.....the fuggen "beep" the machine made will give me nightmares forever more..id rather fight in Afghanistan than hear that beep again....
so this kept on going and going and going on....so i then mentioned the "entering the numbers by hand" idea....and well....she bit...and guess what....it fuggen worked! im a genious...and she is a fuggen dumb fatass! ..oh and the lady postperson next to the fuggen fat dumbass was deaf....and she spoke like a deaf rehtard....and she was a shitty lip reader too...i swear she misunderstood this fellas question to her....he asked her what a book of stamps costs...her answer was "i give a great bj!" what the fugg!!!????
all of that effort for swiss chocolate sent to our family from our kraut relatives....bummer part about this....I CANT EAT any! yours truly is on a month long diet....fuggen lake of the ozarks somehow made me fat...fuggen 3 days of hoosierism....thats all it takes i guess...
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