got back from our annual lake of the ozarks trip....this year was kind of cool due to the fact that none of my kids brought friends...oh, they tried, but no one could go...
allowing your kids to bring friends brings on the big time fake dad role play....
some examples:
with friends along..."please son, do not light the wd40 on fire inside the condo.."
without friends...."you fuggen retard! youre going to burn this fugger down and i aint paying for it...shit for brains!!!!!"
with friends along...."sure kids, lets go to golf carts and then get some ice cream afterwards!"
without friends.... "are you fuggen serious???! we just went last night....blew a hundo on you brats....plus im drunk now and fugg if im drivin!"
with friends...." jet ski rental? sure...."
without friends...." just push each other on the pool raft...bring me the makers bottle you shit!!"
with friends...."goddamn it....i need a dip o snuff...!"
without friends...." hey awny, toss me my spit cup!"
with friends..."sure..u can watch a movie on the way home....and ill be sure to turn off my music so you can hear the flick loud and clear..."
without friends...."we are fuggen rockin out...."keep your eyes on the road and your hands up on the wheeeoooooool!"
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