i remember ...back in the day....when your neighborhood buddy got the kickass bike with the banana seat and the chopper dealy bar.. in the back...ride while leaning back in style....and you got your older brothers piece of shit, broken up 10 speed...not cool...not cool at all....
your neighbors had the Mercedes...while my pop had the old company car....he always ordered the Buick...
so syd went to fla with her skewl buddy over spring break...right...they went to palm beach...on her friends dads jet...well well now...all out luxury...
so now ferf gets to go with his friend (different family) to sea island this sunday...for a week....the mom emailed us directions on how to get him to their fuggen jet....
in 2 weeks, i get to borrow my buddies condo for our family trip to the lake of the ozarks...we will cook up burgers/brats/and maybe steak...go to water park...ill get to golf....ill get to make my annual collection call to my partner who owes me big money....not private jet money....maybe a row of seats money....go carts....funnel cakes...fishing...lots of makers...
this shit is hard...we are not poor by any means..i consider myself a rich fella....now i get the q's from wifey....why cant we have that...this? great! these are very very nice peeps tho...which is great...i wouldnt send junior with a total dbag family....the kids have great friends...they just happen to be fuggen robber barron rich!
now im the guy that lives on the other side of the tracks....never ever thought id be that guy....
fuggen werld...
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