ahhhh january

if its "beware the ides of march,"... then it should be "beware the fact that january sucks ass"

its cold....the grass is all dormant...no leaves...no color...except when your fuggen face turns black from frost bite...

family just arrived back from a roadie to houston....who drives anymore? uhhh southwest airlines is right there under me nose and i chose to take in the beauty of southern missouri (which is actually very nice)....all of arkansas...(no wonder that state ranks 49th in education while every year finishing a close last place to MISSISSIPPI!!! FCS!!!) and most of texas.... i love TEXAS>>>EVERYthing bout that great STATE!!!!...except for the towering pines, most of the drive licked donkey ball sack...

then there's the family....wifey always does well....shes tough....tougher than i...syd did well too ...she received the best kid on the trip award...prob give her 20 bucks for her efforts...she will spend it on stupid shit...

the bubbas were a nightmare....they stink...they fart..they are grease balls.....their feet are so fuggen large...there is literally no room for them....and they sat next to each other the entire way to and fro....nightmare i say...the farts kept me opening up windows almost every 5 minutes...sure its nice to get fresh air circulating....but when its fuggen 10 degrees outside....and wifey is cold blooded.....this caused major problems....major!!!!...we all received major shots of pungent odors followed by a blast of Arctic air....over and over and fuuggen over again and again and again..

its nice to be home......where wifey and i get to battle with our wonderful shitass partners....that story is next...stay tuned...