winners are:
da bears
da pats*
da pack
da ravens
bears will smoke the sea chickens...its cold and crappy in the windy city...i hate watching bears games...they are booooring and their qb is a fuggen brat...he looks like a spoiled punk kid that drove the datsun 280 z in hs...richie rich bastard but he can toss the rock brother!
pats* the * is used by my exclusively whenever i write about the boston patriots*....* equals their raping of my raiders during the infamous snow bowl...tuck rule game...charles woodson comes off the edge hard and strips tom brady of the ball....greg biekert gets the fumble....game over...but nooooo....the nfl had a quick meeting and the powers that be made sure the ruling was an incomplete pass....the pats went on to score and push game into overtime...adam venateri kicked the game winning fg....and the pats* made snow angels in the snow....fugg the werld..i hate everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i lost a friend for months after this game as he was at my joint cheering on the pats*...i still kind of hate him
da pack...should be a boring game cuz its played in a gawd damn fuggen dome...mite as well be watching a stupid convention....indoors blows ass....grow a sack and move the game to the frozen tundra....where men are men and sheep run scared..
da ravens....baltimore is just one big mean sob that hits you in the chin and lines up for more....they are badass...they have a murderer for a middle linebacker and he still plays well for an old fart...suggs is a monster...he looks like a monster...he is an animal....hed be an amazing attraction if he were displayed at the zoo...
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