i go to the MAC daily....im on a "health Kick" right....so i work out....i play squash...i stretch before ...after.....ice me back...lift weights.....treadmill....bike...eliptical...stretch....ice...steam....shower....cake on the CLUBMAN (love c man.)...love the smell....wifey hates it...just hates it!...shit makes u feel like a man...i spray 9 times under each arm...9 times with the hair tonic on the dome....powder me privates....and im good to go!
problem is...when walking out...i feel like a god damn old fuggen cripple....i feel 20 times worse than when i did walking in....why? isnt this sposed to be good fer us...? i beg to differ....
for as long as i can remember....the average living age for a human male is somewhere between 72 and 74...i dont think this number has changed much since the invention of the running shoe....aerobics...water aerobics...kick boxing...p90x...and whatever fitness fads that were the flavor of the day...back in the day...
so no matter what we do, we all die right...? i feel like shit right now...played squash sat...sun....wed...lesson today...monday i rode bike....toozday i lifted and did some core exercises...i love playing games....addiction! i cant live without competing...u try it...its impossible to be happy!
i feel like shit....
at 230, i lie down for my last and final attempt at an epidural back injection pain blocker....if this one fails...i either live with this agony...or i go for the game ender....the winnah...go for broke and get my lower locked in permanently! feast er famine....cure or cripple...im leaning towards living with it....thats what real men do....last i checked, i had me twig n berries still....
fuggen werld we live in ...aint she fun..?
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