everything and i mean everything is a mathmatical equation...name it and there is an equation for it...a question you have say eh?....i have a mathmatical equation for you to help you answer...
my formulas all have the CONSTANT (c) which equals wifeys feelings on the matter
examples:
Q: ok dawg...i need to know whether of not i should buy a new set of mizuno mp irons?
answer: whats your handicap? x number of rounds played per year/(c) + cost of your other set of mizunos C bought for you last year and you want to hang onto because they are mizunos and they rule but i really want that new set!
Q: should i invest in this stock?
answer: (how much cash do u have to invest x number of years left in your life) x cost of a divorce/(c)
Q: swimming pool?
answer: 3 x (c)/ the most expensive bid + (c) x 10
Q: where do we go on vaca?
answer: hawaii/10 x lake of the ozarks/(c)
Q: its my fault right?
answer: (oh shit x fuggen a) x 425,000 x (c)10/years left on your life x attoneys fees + court fees/ govt cheese cost + van down by the river expense x (c)
Q: how ya duin today?
answer: (c)
Q: what should i drink tonite?
answer: ( (makers x shit food one eats when drinking) /lbs gained over winter ) - (if attitude going in is > than "i fuggen hate everything" then.... x (c) /govt cheese costs))
or (if attitude is = to or > than " solid FREE AND EZ?" then x govt cheese costs/(c)
Q: gettin lucky tonite bro?
answer: (C)
Q: what do i do?
answer: (( C) x 10000000000) + ((c ) x 10000000000)
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