or your kid goes there....or you have an honor student at mason ridge elementary...
well i can tell you that I DONT! AND WONT! if i did, i certainly wouldnt tell anyone...with a fuggen bumper sticker!
i know this has been a worn out topic of rant...but jf CFB! (jesus fuggen christ on a fuggen bike)...thats right. ...i used "jesus" twice (actually jesus once and christ once...but the same dude) and "fuggen" twice...thats how sad it has become...
i love the stick family bumpers showing mom dad and the children....oh joy...all holding hands as tho they just frolicked on the daisy filled hillside...wearing clothing made from flowered curtains!
i love the shout out/my kid is a stud athlete bumper..."MICHAEL #12 QB CHESTERFIELD FOOTBALL COLTS" i sit at the traffic light amazed that your young mike is a fuggen blue chipper and pro bound at the ripe ole age of 10!!!...
the ole.."my child is an honor student at elk grove elementary" bumper cracks me up...i knew a bunch of these kids back in the day....many ended up smokin weed on the junior high bus....all of that hard work back in grades 1 thru 5 really paid off...
the snide..."id rather be driving a titleist"...ok youre a d bag..simple..who cares...youd rather be golfing....ok...who wouldnt!
"my other car is a porshe"....dbag city
political bumpers:::: keep it to yourself "im pro life and i vote" " im NRA and i vote"
religious bumpers....same...keep it to your fuggen self...."coexist" "jesus saves" or just the plain "jesus" wtf is that?
the oval shaped destination bumpers...you see these everywhere...HHI (hilton head island) NB (newport beach) LB (laguna beach) ..im impressed!... the worst are the euro stickers...ok..youre so rich that you ship your car to europe while you drive to your vaca home in southern france...fugg u!
the pet bumper....I heart dachsunds....or the oval shaped bumper with a profile of your dogs breed...akitas...pugs....shepherds....just kick me in the balls will you...? now!
the hoosier ones crack me up the most...they are funny as hell...they are brilliant and clever....
ive posted my favorite hoosier bumper before and ive seen nothing that beats this one..." if it has tits or tires, its gunna give you trouble" that is the best of the best...in my humble opinion...its so damn perfect...all trouble and problems are born from females....and machines...simple...
i understand the school bumpers...the HS...the college...to an extent...i had an SMU bumper and a sigma chi bumper...i was proud...i had them while i was there! back in the day....not now tho...no alumni sticker...what does that say? what does that mean? just not my bag...
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