every fuggen time i play in a golf scramble....EVERY MUDDER FUGGEN TYME...i finish one spot out of the money....always with that arbitrary score card playoff....wtf!!!??? ..scorecard playoff is another way of saying..."lets fugg up saundoggys fuggen werld?!"
happened again saturday...happened last sunday...ive played in 2 scrambles this year...im fuggen dundy!
fellas we played with won the damn thing..they won it last year too....these fuggers were solid tho...their worst golfer was a 1 handicap...their anchor was in the plus range...we were with them for 11 holes tho....then fire!!!
we get in the clubhouse...and the board is up...and we are in the money...uh oh....wait ..one group hasnt reported their score....no way theyll knock us out of the running...you think? ...and down goes fraaaaaayshaaah!
beeeeeeeuuuuup...fuggen price is right failure horns a blasted in my semi circular canals and cochlea regions of me inner ears...buuuuuuhhh duuu bahhh beedaaaa burrrrrrrrrrrm!
fuggen werld...i was so happy...like the fella that got the leg lamp in the movie "the christmas story"
happened again saturday...happened last sunday...ive played in 2 scrambles this year...im fuggen dundy!
fellas we played with won the damn thing..they won it last year too....these fuggers were solid tho...their worst golfer was a 1 handicap...their anchor was in the plus range...we were with them for 11 holes tho....then fire!!!
we get in the clubhouse...and the board is up...and we are in the money...uh oh....wait ..one group hasnt reported their score....no way theyll knock us out of the running...you think? ...and down goes fraaaaaayshaaah!
beeeeeeeuuuuup...fuggen price is right failure horns a blasted in my semi circular canals and cochlea regions of me inner ears...buuuuuuhhh duuu bahhh beedaaaa burrrrrrrrrrrm!
fuggen werld...i was so happy...like the fella that got the leg lamp in the movie "the christmas story"
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