ima dumbass.....accidentally signed up the bubbas for two lacrosse teams for this spring....double the driving...im pissed..
try telling them they cant play for the redshirts...the elite team made up of boys named emerson, tristan, and jeremy...this team never loses....the fancier the name, the better the player...my sons have simple names...
i didnt know that they had a skewl team this season....so now i have to drive these fuggers everywhere..on fuggen weekends...i thought i ridded myself of this when i put the kibosh on their select soccer...that was crazy...wifey and i had no life...driving everywhere...practice...games...special training...uniforms...omgcmnon (oh my gawd cut my nuts off now!) uniforms!!!! uniforms!!!
nothing angers me more than uniforms...i hate them...hate! shall i explain? all i need to do is quote this question that rears its satanic head every fuggen gameday..." dad, where is my uniform?" if i hear that one more muther fuggen time, ill explode...i have thrown their "lost" shit in the pasture before...when it gets really bad......they retrieve it and do better at taking care of their shit for a bit...then they fall back into the dumbass mode..
i hate uniforms ..they are always lost...we have uniform bins...we have uniform safe havens....we have uniform lock boxes FCS! and they still are lost every fuggen time you need them....never ever ever fails.
i blame this on the parents...because without us, little johnny wouldnt play for an organized team...we want them to look great in their 150 dollar uni package....3 stripers....home ...away..and special set...ahhh the special set....clever coach...you want your team to stick out on special occasions...whatever..
without this shit, our kids would be outside playin pickup games...like we used to do...no lined fields...no refs to blow their shitty whistles on shittier calls....no parents yelling...no parents fighting...no calls to the board members asking why sally beotch isnt on the A team...no driving around creation logging countless miles on BIG D only to watch failure after failure...(their lax team does rule however....they didnt win one hoops game this winter...im used to that tho)
fuggen werld we have made for our kids eh? now kids are specially trained for one sport...they do all this specialty training...if youre lucky, and your boy is a blue chipper qb, you get to send your kid to socal so they get trained over the summer by only the best qb coaches on the planet...
my girl plays 3 sports...so do my boys...none of this specialty shit...talk about burnout!
get outside !!!!!!
try telling them they cant play for the redshirts...the elite team made up of boys named emerson, tristan, and jeremy...this team never loses....the fancier the name, the better the player...my sons have simple names...
i didnt know that they had a skewl team this season....so now i have to drive these fuggers everywhere..on fuggen weekends...i thought i ridded myself of this when i put the kibosh on their select soccer...that was crazy...wifey and i had no life...driving everywhere...practice...games...special training...uniforms...omgcmnon (oh my gawd cut my nuts off now!) uniforms!!!! uniforms!!!
nothing angers me more than uniforms...i hate them...hate! shall i explain? all i need to do is quote this question that rears its satanic head every fuggen gameday..." dad, where is my uniform?" if i hear that one more muther fuggen time, ill explode...i have thrown their "lost" shit in the pasture before...when it gets really bad......they retrieve it and do better at taking care of their shit for a bit...then they fall back into the dumbass mode..
i hate uniforms ..they are always lost...we have uniform bins...we have uniform safe havens....we have uniform lock boxes FCS! and they still are lost every fuggen time you need them....never ever ever fails.
i blame this on the parents...because without us, little johnny wouldnt play for an organized team...we want them to look great in their 150 dollar uni package....3 stripers....home ...away..and special set...ahhh the special set....clever coach...you want your team to stick out on special occasions...whatever..
without this shit, our kids would be outside playin pickup games...like we used to do...no lined fields...no refs to blow their shitty whistles on shittier calls....no parents yelling...no parents fighting...no calls to the board members asking why sally beotch isnt on the A team...no driving around creation logging countless miles on BIG D only to watch failure after failure...(their lax team does rule however....they didnt win one hoops game this winter...im used to that tho)
fuggen werld we have made for our kids eh? now kids are specially trained for one sport...they do all this specialty training...if youre lucky, and your boy is a blue chipper qb, you get to send your kid to socal so they get trained over the summer by only the best qb coaches on the planet...
my girl plays 3 sports...so do my boys...none of this specialty shit...talk about burnout!
get outside !!!!!!
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