thats all the irish need....an excuse to drink...
i despise these "holidays"
i mean come on...its amateur day and night.
new years eve sucks!... st. pats blows...strassen fest, wtf cares..? dont start me on the shit fugg valentines day...secretaries day...arbor days....that reminds me of a funny story...in HS for senior week, we had one day established to dress up as your favorite holiday....there were many bunnies, santas etc....i dressed up as a tree...for arbor day....it was beautiful...trunk was two poster boards painted bark like...got 2 huge leafed branches and held them firmly in both hands.....everyone was all baffled.....wtf are you....im a fuggen tree....happy fuggen arbor day....even then i had smart ass anger issues regarding this made up shit...that was a tough day at skewl for me...those branches were somewhat cumbersome...fuggen buggy too...
why the fugg do my kids have fuggen 2 weeks off for spring break!? the bubbas had 4 friends over and of course, they all stayed over...and made noise....and woke wifey and me up multiple times...
im in a pissed off mf'in mood.....and right now, i dont like this happy st paddys day shit!
im not irish...i dont care...
wtf is st pats day anyway...? if i recall...some fella named pat...was irish...and he did something back a long time ago...think he played the flute and somehow got the snakes out of ireland....or perhaps there was no flute involved...i like that phrase....play the flute...skin flute...in the 4th century...whatever he did allows everyone to feel like an irishman for one day every year... wear green or you get pinched...drink drink drink...
the irish do not need coaxing to drink...its like having meth day for my laborer RANDY...he doesnt need that...still havent heard back from RANDY....i need some randy work done...fugger probably still in jail...
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