if i could chose...

a name..for royalty purposes....ez...it would be the name/word..."bag"

everything needs a bag...you got somethng...you need a bag for it....bags bags bags..

squash bag

lacrosse bag

golf bag

soccer bag

grocery bag

computer bag

fun bags

lunch bag

ball bag

d bag

european hand bag

trash bag

leaf bag

vacuum bag

money bag

shit bag

big ole bag of chips

big ole bag of popcorn

big ole bag of cereal

bean bag

nut bag

bird seed bag

bag of hate

eye bags

ass bags

sandwich bag

ziplock bag

my boys need a lacrosse bag for their lax shit...their 3 sticks...wtf do they need three fuggen sticks...? theyve only played one year and their equip would make a duke lax star jealous...i dont get that game...seems cool as shit....but it needs a bag...

at noon today i have a squash match....ill be carrying in me squash bag...it contains 2 racquet's in case i chuck one and it happens to accidentally break....i have a back up....i think my bag has extra shirts....balls...grips and such...its a fuggen bag and i need it...

wifey has a buttload of reusable grocery bags....i guess it makes her feel all warm inside because shes saving a tree....i think she uses them because they dont offer bags at the warehouse she shops at...all i know is that these fuggen bags are green and they are strewn everywhere!

we must have 12 soccer bags from the 20 team my kids have been on....different shapes and colors..at least 4 different clubs....all adding to the rainbow of bags we have in our garage...

lax ball bag hangs down just to the left of big d...i got a chuckle this am because the bag had two balls in it...the bag swayed as i brushed across it while getting in my truck...two balls swaying in their own bag...

after lunch squash...i go to dicks to pick up the bubbas new lax bags....fuggen werld...