wifey and i came to the conclusion that our current year to date has been the ultimate in bad for us....
everything sucks ass....bidness...money...family difficulties....my squash game...house is always messy....throw way too much food out...money....family...bidness...squash...mess...money...bidness
best news is....everyday we start a brand new year to date....ha
take that year to date!
so if something great happens today....then blend that beauty into our current year to date...and it wont suck that bad....fuggen right!
interestingly enough....this has me thinking about shit and statistics and shit....its so ez to skew numbers and its done to us every single lame ass day....every time i hear that the economy is better because jobless filings have gone down, i think to meself..."ok..well probably the 30,000 that didnt file are tired and didnt feel like filing the paperwork because they have given up because the real world currently sucks donkey balls ...and they arent telling us that!"
or..."nine out of 10 dentist recommend the use of colgate blah blah blah"....ok...so that means that crest sucks ass and no one should buy it...
the best.." this kicker hasnt missed from 20 yards his entire career" its up and its no good!
numbers and stats make people feel good......year to date cracks me up...im a car salesman and i sell 100 cars in march of 2011...i sell 5 cars the rest of that year to date ending feb 28 2012....ytd i sold 105 automobiles....its fugged up i tell you....in march, im a hero...rockstar....the rest of that year to date....DONKEY i am...
im going to play and win the lotto today.....thatll make me ytd a goodin!
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