quake...earths orbit

read where our orbit was knocked off 8 inches from the massive japanese quake and that had me thinkin...

in superman (movie), lois was killed...lex luther launched several icbm's at, coincidentally enough, fault lines...one of these fault lines was located in california....san adres fault....and Lois lane was there...go figure....well the missile hit and the resulting earthquake killed lane...her car engulfed by a huge crack...

supe was pissed....first he got there too late....had to save the fuggen commie libs of the east coast before saving the freakshow norcal inhabitants...i think supes grandma lied on the east coast...er sumptin...his late arrival to lane made him sad and angry....so he flew fast....very fast....he flew against the grain of our earths orbit....it was fuggen beautiful because time went backwards...that allowed him to hook up with lois again....damn that shit must have been good...who does that? if i fly the time backwards, im going back to when gold was about 50 bucks an ounce and im all in!!! not going to do it for some needy, homely looking dame...whats up supe?

so eight inches..what does that mean? hello soldier!