nobody does it like allen

allen is my junk man...he cleans out our vacs and shampoo machines at our car washes.... he also goes thru the trash for cans..he collects shit too...others waste is allens treasure...
















the shit he cleans is unbearable....it stinks like nothing youve ever smelled before...allen works for free....he claims that our 3 washes are a treasure chest for him...he is able to keep all of the loose change...the cans...the umbrellas that are left...yes...umbrellas..





















this waste from the shampoo vac is disgusting....allen bags it and goes through it at home...its ok though..his "nose dont work too good, so i cant smell much" there is probably $1 worth of change in that slop...max!







i run into allen from time to time and when i do, i give him all the attention i can....hes a talker...i respect the hell out of him cuz the shit he does is "dirty jobs" worthy...basically kiss his ass because i know finding someone else to do this task is impossible...every time i see him, i give him a 10 spot....he looks at that 10 spot like its a thousand dollar bill...








Allens car is a trip...its the "hoarder on wheels" mobile...he loves umbrellas...he loves shit no one else wants too.. i see a new show ..."hoard my ride!" ...squashmaster will have to shelved for now...sorry mates....

dashboard..thatd drive me nuts!

allens passenger...crap in a box(es)

















umbrellas...and shit ..rear car window...

allen always smiles...he is the happiest sob...its fuggen amazing to me how this guy just goes on about how good things are for him... holy shit he gets his hands dirty....the shit people throw away from their cars...people are fuggen gross...but most of this shit is curtain #3 or the price is right showcase for allen...

btw...saw the "motley crew" tour buses at our airport wash this am...the drivers pulled over to wash the floor mats...they were picking up the Crew at the airport and i guess the floor mats werent up to snuff...todays brush with fame..ha...home sweeeeet hoooome...tonite tonite...im on my way.....the crew will travel a little nicer than allen...

saundoggy.....owt! TM