i hate your kids

you ever get that "look" from other parents? the look of "oh dont you think my kid is so cute" as the little fugger is kicking you in the shins...the same shin you just so happen to have shingles on. i know , dont end a sentence with a preposition...whatever..

people generally suck...and they create even more suckier kids by being sucky parents. i hate that "look!".... everyone gets the "look." it absolutely kills me. you walk by a family...mom and dad look at you... then look at their angels...then look at you hoping you are looking at their angels.. "look how cute my brood is...arent they special?" i get this everyday and it needs to end... i dont care about your kids. i dont like your kids...i hate your kids...(hate is a strong word..but it matches my title line)

you ever have a little kid punch you in the nuts? we all have...and dad is there laughing..."hey..great punch jr..im so proud" happened several times to me..kid just pops you an uppercut directly to the ballsack...
what do you do? i know what i wanted to do...wanted to "ray guy" punt the little pos.

i was in branson mo this last weekend with my bro in law. .kidless...beeeeeeuuutiful...golf sat and sunday...naps...great food...stayed at a very nice hilton...the hilton was a part of Branson Landing...( if you ever go to branson, stay at this hilton, golf at branson creek and the payne stewart carse...and eat every meal ...every meal at Cantina Laredo!) a mixed use entertainment center...very very nice for branson....unfortunately the people that frequent this place dont quite fit the demo the developers had in mind...i digress...

my point is this "look" i get doesnt just come from tristan yuppie and his stepford wife...it also comes from earl dub wide and wifey....got this "look" over and over again as i walked the outdoor shopping area....got the "look" at bass pro shops...even the harley biker dad and biker beotch gave me the "look"...."look, my kids are wearing the same harley shirt dad is wearing! see! see...! im watching you to see if you are watching them cuz thats all important to me and my entire purpose!"

everyone is so proud of their kids..why?

note to public: im not watching your kids....i dont care about your kids and how cute they are..i dont care what they are wearing...i can care less about how well they sing...how many goals they score...i am watching for the uppercut to the netheregions tho...a ray guy boomer will soon follow