its mecca for fat people...im not talking overweight..im talking enormously, way over duin it, your muffin top is just the very tippy tippy top of the globulous (is that even a word) base camp of "stored energy." or...your gut has its own gut and so on and so forth...the neck rolls have their own rolls..and so on and so forth...
where is Fecca?
i was there last weekend...
imax theater complex, branson mo
brilliantly designed...this indoor...wheel and spoke complex serves its purpose...
at the center of Fecca...a large kiosk serving funnel cakes and anythingandeverything fried...google image "mecca" and youll see thousands of pilgrims circling the kaaba . ..in order to fulfill their pilgrimage..they must circle the kaaba seven times...well...i saw this...but the kaaba was the funnel cake kiosk....and it was the focal point...base camp...center stage...the wheel...
the spokes ...jetting out from the focal point..base camp...center stage...lead to a huge country style restaurant..packed!...a food court ...packed! ..that includes the 31 flavors....the imax theater where we saw 'the other guys.." great flick...gift shops that sell crap ..i mean crap...crap!...youll throw away after a day er two....i was looking for a ball sack for my trailer hitch and was shocked that none of these stores had em...shocked!...the fudgery where huge slabs o fudge are there for you to view...its a fudge morgue...fuggen gross...
it was maddening...disturbing really...and the kids...oh man...i wanted to confront some of these parents and tell them to stop feeding their kids this crap...shouldve...didnt tho...sad...
im convinced that in order to be that overweight...i mean way overweight, one is required to work at it..like a job...its the opposite of being fit...one works at being fit...the fit person watches what they eat...makes time to workout...cardio...weights...
the way over duin it crowd, your muffin top is just the very tippy top of the globulous (still dont know if that is a word er not) base camp of "stored energy"crowd ...ankles calves and thighs have no distinguishable start and end points....the arms....oh the arms...the "oh my" crowd... i cant even image how much one is required to work to be that large. ...it has to be constant intake..input..import...and wow..the export..holy shit!
on one of the spokes, there was a peddler man...peddlin jewelry cleaner...funny as hell...hearing his cheesy pitch...something straight of an old fashion carnival/gypsy scene...there were 3 gals..i think they were gals...please stop eating!
listening to his pitch...."in front of you is a 1 years supply of miracle cleaner(windex..but whos sayin) for $20 ....and a 3 years supply for $ 30...which is better for you???!" (this was at the end of his 10 minute plus demonstration)
gal (i think): "neither!"
peddler man: "why?"
gal (i think): "cuz i have no money.."
from the looks of things...these gals had already circled the kaaba seven times and had no money left for the peddler man...
To maintain that size, one must spend serious $$$ and eat like 15 plus times a day!
ReplyDeleteI would hate to be the toilet for that bloch!
Like the Austin Powers movie scene...."Carn....I didn't eat any carn!"