yes! for the dudes that werk at home, this fuggen day is a blessed day...wtf is a blessed day anyway? i hear this all the time from my car wash customers..."oh its a blessed day!" or "have a blessed day!" im not that religious...but if the good lord wants Saundoggy to ride shotgun...then im there...thanks bro for givin me a ride....where we off to...Branson!
back to the kids...no more..."im bored" "nothing to do" i look around and i see all their shit and i want to explode...parents fault really...but these little treasury robbers should be thrown into the blame game too...
name it..my little spoiled bastards have it:
wii and every wii periphery...xbox 360 and all periphery....playstation 2...only for guitar hero...wifey plays..shes quite good...kids dont touch it..
gotta say though that bubbas play modern warfare and both are awesome shots..
the bubbas could be music geniuses....never touch em tho..unless im on a conference call..thats when they decide to play..and that only lasts about 5 minutes per month..and i shut em down...wtf...nice timing! you know the songs...smoke over water...iron man...over and over again....id like to fuggen pete townsend this shit into oblivion..
we can fit up the entire vontrap family with bikes and riding gear
we have 2 scooters left..i just donated 3 of these bad boys to the goodwill last month...
kids have full sets of golf clubs, lacrosse shit ..the best shit and theyve only played one year..., soccer crap, hell my garage is a satellite of dicks sporting goods...and these fuggers are bored...all summer long..
well buck up campers, cuz skewls back in session....and you wont have time to be bored with all the homework you will have (ill rant about that later..kids have way too much homework)...
have i had an epiphany? probably close...
big d will come in handy as i dump this crap off at goodwill!
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