when you hear this come out of someones pie hole....run for the fuggen hills! the deal is dead..no fuggen chance of making...no matter what...same goes for "99% finished" (a roast is done..people are finished..mom always says) ...that means that one percent (1%) left equals such hard ache and pain (and legal fees) that completion is futile. and when the party gets into "inches"..instead of yards....you should be able to kickem in the nuts , multiple times...and make em pay for your legal bills and wasted time....then after said bills are paid....rinse and repeat....
if someone gives you a 1% chance of getting OUT of a deal or transaction..whatever the case may be...TAKE IT!
I bat 1000 on this...
think about how many times youve heard..."99% chance im there." how many times has that person let you down?
i laugh ..blatant...brutal..in your face sheeeet...when i hear this..i even tell the idiot that says this.."why didnt you make it a 75% chance so the deal has a chance of making?"
i call these fools "meteorologists." anyone that gives you percentages is wrong 99% or 99 yards 6 inches...of the time..ha..
that 1% or 1 yard..or 6 inches..also referred as the "death knell" (if they are really being a total and complete azz) gives the meteorologist the most vast, universally huge, loosiest of the goosiest contingencies out of a commitment ever know to humankind....its the catdaddy of all "OUTS."
this goes for any kind of deal...stocks, bonds, real estate, investments, marriage, relationships, yard work, hygiene...run for the hills
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