just saw a poor fella fall

im laughing my ass off...this bastid got up from his folding chair....at lax games all pm...and just busted his ass .. .as tho the fella was on a sheet of ice...we are in a flood plain and there are rows and rows of crops...this big ole piece of farm machiney caught this poor dbags interest...up from the chair...down the slight grade to get a better look....and bammo...im fuggen dying...this poor dbag looked around to make sure no one was watching...i was...and i fuggen let out a loud and proud laugh...think he heard me even tho im in my truck and about forty yards away....ha...fuggen dude bit it hard...he keeps getting up and stretchin his ass....ha...hes fat too which makes it funnier..

this lax thing sux... its mothers day and these little shits have three games...my sons are no great...that means i get three hours of this shit watching the other sons play lax...i dont give a shit about these other little bastards....its over...now home with memories of this fat bastard falling!!!