humans are creatures of habit...conforming to a schedule...same ole same ole...waiting in the longest line because you know its open and a safe bet....order the same thing at the same restaurant...order the same drink over and over and fuggen over and over and over again (i swear ill never drink again)...
very few dare to step out..into the liquid...and when we do, its fuggen fun ....for a wee bit of time....then you always go back to ole reliable...
over the last 24 months, i have purchased4 different putters...i was a decent putter when i was putting with me ole callaway tuttle....the tuttle...this putter was very popular when it came out....johnny fuggen dbag miller actually won his last pga tourney wielding the tuttle...that must have been about 16 years ago er so...
the tuttle is the ugliest putter in the history of ugly putters...it looks like a utility club...instead of putting with it, a golfer should be trying to hit it about 220...i loved my tuttle and well, i was pretty damn good with the bastard.. the tut is a heavy headed putter...i like heavy heads....better, more solid contact...and i was good with it...have i mentioned that yet?
evidently, i wasnt good enough with it....tuttle was in me sack for 16 years... i bought it after miller won with it...fish hook purchase...i chomped at that bait...im the reason why infomercials air...
i saw these fellas putting with a two ball putter and well...i kinda liked what i was seeing....so i got one...then i gave it to syd, so that gave me an excuse to buy another...better...two ball putter...this 2 baller was bigger and more cumbersome...but it was cool looking...it was silver and black so it hooked me...not too long after buying 2 ball putter numero 2, i saw all these pro fags putting with a white headed mallet putter....thing is called the GHOST putter...didnt take long for me golf mates to pounce on me for being gay and putting with a white putter... usually this wouldnt hurt me much...i did use the tuttle for 16 years and caught a bunch of shit for that...but this shit was relentless... guys i think are "kinda gay" were making fun of my gay putter..."ghost putters is kinda gay"..sergio dbag garcia uses the ghost...need i say more...
the ghost is in a resting place....got me tuttle re gripped with an army camo hero grip (for everygrip purchased..one dollar goes to the troops first foundation)...very cool grip...kinda makes it look mean and manly...too bad this wouldnt work for the ghost....i dont think anything can be added to the ghost that would make it look cooler...if steve macqueen used the ghost, then id go back to it...
seems like we always go back to where we were before....perhaps ill learn me lesson here and find a fuggen set of irons to stick with...still torn...and irons are fuggen expensive...mizuno 58s rule!...reckon ill go trade in me ole quip and have some serious store cred for future self punishment...
couldnt imagine being a Mormon.....or an A RAB sheik...with all of those wives...i cant make up my mind for shit...
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