when you are the first to tee it...no one is on the course...and the fella you play with is slowy mcslowerson....it gets to be a bad idea...
this am...woke up early...and golfed with "coach" ...coach gets comped so it was free....but how free is free? this fella is a nice guy but fuggen a....every single shot requires addressing the ball...backing off...addressing the ball....changing clubs...looking at his gps...10 practice swings....and fire! finally!..the results arent pretty either...not bad...but not as great as the "TALK" you get to hear...
im fuggen the fastest golfer in the history of the game....i get to my ball....shoot the stick with me laser gun...ZERO practice swings...practice swings are a waste....i have found that your first swing is always the best...kind of like guessing on your SAT's...fire! rinse and repeat...MOVE OUT and MOVE ON!
we shouldve finished in 245....ez..took us a little over 4 fuggen hours....we had a cart....no one was on the track! unreal....just so frustrating...
i dont know what to do as my golf sample has petered out...no one will play with me anymore...i dont thinks its me...perhaps it is...i do feel that im the only person alive while playing....i do practice proper etiquette while playin tho...im nice enough....i do talk to myself a bunch tho....tinker with my swing....BUT...i dont waste anyones time!!!!!
perhaps its my big ole wad of dip i have in between my cheek and gums... i dont spit on tee boxes and greens tho! ...perhaps its that i dont give 2 shits about helping anyone find their ball....i hate looking for my own.....why should i bother looking for someone elses?....unless of course there is money on the line and pardsies ball is in trouble....then ill sneak a peak...
these fuggers on tv have wrecked this game...line up their shit...walk around their putts..practice swing city!....its not supposed to be like this...just get out and get it over with fcs!!!
hey it monday and i got in an early 18....no complaints right? wrong! it sucked because i fuggen cant stand slow, shitty golf...
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